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Herbert Warren Wind
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According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
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Huxtable Pippey
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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
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Lee Trevino
Views: 159
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”
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P G Wodehouse
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There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.
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