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Jim Murray
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
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Lee Trevino
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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
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