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As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality
Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket
Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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  • You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
    By Gary Player
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    You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.

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  • It takes hundreds of shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
    By Jack Nicklaus
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    It takes hundreds of shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

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  • Don't be too proud to take lessons. I'm not.
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 368

    Don’t be too proud to take lessons. I’m not.

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  • Sometimes the biggest problem is in your head. You've got to believe you can play a shot instead of wondering where your next bad shot is coming from.
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 440

    Sometimes the biggest problem is in your head. You’ve got to believe you can play a shot instead of wondering where your next bad shot is coming from.

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  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
    Views: 466

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

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  • My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 394

    My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

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  • The better you putt, the bolder you play.
    By Don January
    Views: 472

    The better you putt, the bolder you play.

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  • Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 340

    Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

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  • Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective
    By Huxtable Pippey
    Views: 473

    Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

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  • Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 505

    Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.

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