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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there
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No matter how good you get, you can always get better — and that’s the exciting part.
Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

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    Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird

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  • The most important shot in golf is the next one...
    By Ben Hogan
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    The most important shot in golf is the next one

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    Success depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character

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    By Tiger Woods
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    I smile at obstacles

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  • Don't just play your way around the course. Think your way around way around the course.
    By Sam Snead
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    Don’t just play your way around the course. Think your way around way around the course

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  • Of all the hazards, fear is the worst
    By Sam Snead
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    Of all the hazards, fear is the worst

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
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    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

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  • Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots. You get good breaks from bad shots. But you have to play the ball where it lies.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 430

    Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.

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  • Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game's two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself
    By Jack Nicklaus
    Views: 485

    Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game’s two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself.

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