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  • If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
    By Johnny Miller
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    If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.

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    A man who can putt is a match for anyone

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  • I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
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    I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you

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Fear comes in two packages – fear of failure, and sometimes, fear of success
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I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
There are no shortcuts on the quest for perfection
The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
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