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    By Lee Trevino
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    Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

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    By Johnny Miller
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    A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck

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    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

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    A man who can putt is a match for anyone

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    By Seve Ballesteros
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    I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you

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Every shot counts. The three-foot putt is as important as the 300-yard drive.
The most important shot in golf is the next one
In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it
Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can’t explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It’s a cruel sport in that way.
Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
Never give up. If we give up in this game, we’ll give up on life. If you give up that first time, it’s easier to give up the second, third and fourth time
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