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Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.
Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.
Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards

Golf – General Thoughts

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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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  • By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 175

    Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

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  • By Pete Dye
    Views: 184

    Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair

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  • By Bobby Jones
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    Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it

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  • By Walter Hagen
    Views: 168

    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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  • By Horace Hutchinson
    Views: 187

    If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

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  • Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 169

    Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either

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  • In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 185

    In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing

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  • Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
    By Johnny Miller
    Views: 180

    Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.

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  • Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
    By Amy Alcott
    Views: 197

    Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over

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Popular Quotes

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling
Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger
Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a good game you’re supposed to enjoy
If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you’re putting well. When you’re putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it’s going to fall in, not if it’s going in
In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
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