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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top
There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it
If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
Days when you just don’t have it, you don’t pack it in, you give it everything you’ve got. You grind it out.

Golf – General Thoughts

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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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  • By Bruce Lansky
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    Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

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  • By Pete Dye
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    Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair

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  • By Bobby Jones
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    Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it

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  • By Walter Hagen
    Views: 404

    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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  • By Horace Hutchinson
    Views: 486

    If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

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  • Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 430

    Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either

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  • In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 491

    In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing

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  • Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
    By Johnny Miller
    Views: 528

    Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.

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  • Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
    By Amy Alcott
    Views: 459

    Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over

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If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par
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Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
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