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With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.

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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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    Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

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    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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    If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

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  • Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either
    By Bobby Jones
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    Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either

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  • In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 552

    In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing

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    By Johnny Miller
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    Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.

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  • Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
    By Amy Alcott
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    Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over

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Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case
Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can’t explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It’s a cruel sport in that way.
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about
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