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  • You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
    By Gary Player
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    You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.

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  • If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time
    By Gary Player
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    If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.

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  • Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective
    By Huxtable Pippey
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    Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

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    A man who can putt is a match for anyone

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  • Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger
    By Arnold Palmer
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    Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger

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  • Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.
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    Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.

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  • Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 468

    Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you

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  • The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.
    By Gary Player
    Views: 499

    The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.

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  • A good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks.
    By Gary Player
    Views: 484

    A good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks.

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    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 447

    I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.

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If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
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