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  • You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
    By Gary Player
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    You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.

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  • If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time
    By Gary Player
    Views: 444

    If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.

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    By Huxtable Pippey
    Views: 472

    Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

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    A man who can putt is a match for anyone

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  • Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger
    By Arnold Palmer
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    Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger

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    Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.

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    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 450

    Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you

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  • The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.
    By Gary Player
    Views: 456

    The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.

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    By Gary Player
    Views: 462

    A good golfer has the determination to win and the patience to wait for the breaks.

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  • I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 424

    I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.

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Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident
Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair
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Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation
According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
The average golfer’s problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing
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