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    Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

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  • Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
    By David Leadbetter
    Views: 121

    Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.

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  • Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.
    By David Leadbetter
    Views: 141

    Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.

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  • Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
    By Bernhard Langer
    Views: 142

    Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.

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  • The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
    By Tony Lema
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    The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.

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  • Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 151

    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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  • My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 114

    My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

    Tags: euphoria, funny golf quotes, game of golf, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, pyschiatrist
  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 117

    I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

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  • We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 138

    We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

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  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
    Views: 116

    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

    Tags: friends, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, new people, wrong golf ball
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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
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