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If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them.
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  • By Bruce Lansky
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    Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

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  • Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
    By David Leadbetter
    Views: 460

    Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.

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  • Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.
    By David Leadbetter
    Views: 457

    Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.

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  • Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
    By Bernhard Langer
    Views: 531

    Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.

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  • The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
    By Tony Lema
    Views: 463

    The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.

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  • Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 433

    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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  • My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 413

    My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

    Tags: euphoria, funny golf quotes, game of golf, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, pyschiatrist
  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 447

    I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

    Tags: back nine, beers, break 90, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 525

    We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, learn, suffer
  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
    Views: 450

    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

    Tags: friends, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, new people, wrong golf ball
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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