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Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.

Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can’t explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It’s a cruel sport in that way.

Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

A P Herbert

By A P Herbert
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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
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