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The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

If you can’t hit driver, don’t.

Sometimes the biggest problem is in your head. You’ve got to believe you can play a shot instead of wondering where your next bad shot is coming from.

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

A P Herbert

By A P Herbert
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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
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