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Days when you just don’t have it, you don’t pack it in, you give it everything you’ve got. You grind it out.
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It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.
The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.

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  • Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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  • Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play
    By Anonymous
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    Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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  • The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game
    By Anonymous
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    The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

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  • A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck
    By Anonymous
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    A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck

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  • Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
    By Tommy Armour
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    Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

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  • There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!
    By Anonymous
    Views: 269

    There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!

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  • Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
    By Anonymous
    Views: 208

    Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf

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  • When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
    By Anonymous
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    When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

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  • Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
    By Anonymous
    Views: 207

    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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  • I wish I could play my normal game...just once
    By Anonymous
    Views: 269

    I wish I could play my normal game…just once

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The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don’t think. But you can’t just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.
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