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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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    A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck

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    There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!

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    Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf

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    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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    I wish I could play my normal game…just once

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For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind
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