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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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  • Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play
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    Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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  • The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game
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    The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

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  • A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck
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    A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck

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  • Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
    By Tommy Armour
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    Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

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    By Anonymous
    Views: 188

    There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!

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  • Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
    By Anonymous
    Views: 149

    Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf

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  • When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
    By Anonymous
    Views: 177

    When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

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  • Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
    By Anonymous
    Views: 144

    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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  • I wish I could play my normal game...just once
    By Anonymous
    Views: 191

    I wish I could play my normal game…just once

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