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You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..
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Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
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Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play
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The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
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A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck
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Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
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There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!
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Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
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When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
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Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
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I wish I could play my normal game…just once
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