A P Herbert

Quotes of the Day

The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.

I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you

I don’t exaggerate – I just remember big

AP Herbert

By A P Herbert
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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
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