A P Herbert

Quotes of the Day

Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up

Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.

A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck

AP Herbert

By A P Herbert
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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
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