"If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt"

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About the Author: Dean Martin

Dean Martin
Dean Martin was an American singer, actor and comedian. One of the most popular and enduring American entertainers of the mid-20th century, Martin was nicknamed "The King of Cool".

Martin gained his career breakthrough together with comedian Jerry Lewis, billed as Martin & Lewis, in 1946.

Born: 7 June 1917, Steubenville, Ohio, United States
Died: 25 December 1995, Beverly Hills, California, United States
Children: Dean Paul Martin, Ricci Martin, Deana Martin Spouse: Catherine Hawn (m. 1973–1976), Jeanne Biegger (m. 1949–1973), Elizabeth Anne McDonald (m. 1941–1949)

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