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Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
That was a great game of golf, fellers
I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for, getting paid for doing what you love.
A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.

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    I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn’t mean it can’t be done.

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  • The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 401

    The average golfer’s problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing

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  • One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 402

    One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again

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  • Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 556

    Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it

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  • How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 451

    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

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  • Timing is everything in life and in golf.
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 395

    Timing is everything in life and in golf.

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  • Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 600

    Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip

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  • Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 525

    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 455

    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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  • I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 457

    I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

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If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
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