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  • In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
    By Harvey Penick
    Views: 460

    In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.

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  • The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6
    By Ben Crenshaw
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    The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.

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  • There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
    By Tom Mulligan
    Views: 438

    There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice

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  • There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
    By Tom Mulligan
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    There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove

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  • A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 535

    A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

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  • The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 395

    The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.

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  • Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links
    By George Archer
    Views: 498

    Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.

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    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 437

    The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball

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  • You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way
    By Walter Hagen
    Views: 501

    You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

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