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My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it
The worse you’re performing, the more you must work mentally and emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is playing badly well. All the true greats have been masters at it.
With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.

September 2022

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    To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

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  • By Peter Dobereiner
    Views: 671

    Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.

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  • By Bob Rotella
    Views: 714

    If you focus only on the target, you’ll play darn good golf.

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  • By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 504

    The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.

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  • By Sandra Haynie
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    In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options. It’s up to you to decide which ones suit you best.

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  • By David R Forgan
    Views: 828

    GOLF is a science, the study of a lifetime in which you may exhaust yourself but never your subject.

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  • The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.
    By Zig Ziglar
    Views: 611

    The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 576

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
    By David Feherty
    Views: 567

    Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

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  • The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
    By David Feherty
    Views: 580

    The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

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