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I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

Grip the club as if you were holding a baby bird

I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.

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By Lee Trevino
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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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