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    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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    Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

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  • There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it
    By Tom Watson
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    There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it

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    By Bobby Jones
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    You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.

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When you’re playing poorly, you start thinking too much. That’s when you confuse yourself
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