Skip to content

  • Authors
    • A
    • B
    • C
    • D
    • E
    • F
    • G
    • H
    • I
    • J
    • K
    • L
    • M
    • N
    • O
    • P
    • Q
    • R
    • S
    • T
    • U
    • V
    • W
    • X
    • Y
    • Z
    • All Authors
  • Topics
    • Amateurs and Duffers
    • Caddies
    • Celebrities
    • Character and the Mind
    • Cheating
    • Course Design and Places
    • Equipment
    • Famous Golf Courses
    • Famous Last Words
    • Fans
    • Friendly Matches
    • Golf – General Thoughts
    • Golf and Other Sports
    • Hazards
    • Inspirational
    • Majors
    • Match Play
    • Media
    • Men’s Tour
    • Money
    • Nineteenth Hole
    • Philosophy and Advice
    • Practice and Lessons
    • Pressure
    • Putting
    • Real Golfers
    • Rules and Officials
    • Ryder Cup
    • Scoring
    • Seniors
    • The Swing
    • Tour Players – Men
    • Tour Players – Women
    • Winning and Losing
    • Women
    • Woods and Irons
  • Offers
    Latest Price Drops

    Summary of Price Drops for various offers on the Site

    Latest Golf Tips

    Deals on Golf Tips and Instruction

    • Latest Price Drops
    • Latest Golf Tips Offers
  • Tags
  • About
  • Send us a Quote
Golf Quotes
Quotes of the Day
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
The worse you’re performing, the more you must work mentally and emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is playing badly well. All the true greats have been masters at it.
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

rules

  • Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 493

    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

    Tags: cheating, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, rules
  • Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking
    By Tom Watson
    Views: 638

    Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

    Tags: character, ego, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Important, Integrity, looking, rules
  • There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it
    By Tom Watson
    Views: 391

    There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it

    Tags: character, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, losing, painful, penalize, penalties, rules, winning
  • You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 563

    You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.

    Tags: golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Integrity, Praise, Robbing, rules
  • Popular
  • Recent
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
    Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well
    8 September 2022
  • GOLF is a science, the study of a lifetime in which you may exhaust yourself but never your subject.
    18 September 2022
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • Tyrell Hatton funny golf quote
    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
    16 June 2024
  • If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
    23 May 2024
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024

Latest Price Drops

1
The Secret of Golf: The Story of Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus
Amazon.co.uk
The Secret of Golf: The Story of Tom Watson and Jack Nicklaus
86%
OFF
£13.48
£1.96 ▼£11.52
2
Sir Walter: The Flamboyant Life of Walter Hagen
Amazon.co.uk
Sir Walter: The Flamboyant Life of Walter Hagen
21%
OFF
£14.78
£11.77 ▼£3.01
3
A Swing, The: The Alternative Approach to Great Golf
Amazon.co.uk
A Swing, The: The Alternative Approach to Great Golf
18%
OFF
£24.80
£20.40 ▼£4.40
4
Golf It's A Funny Old Game The Funniest Quotes About Golf Quotes For Every Oc...
eBay
Golf It's A Funny Old Game The Funniest Quotes About Golf Quotes For Every Oc...
11%
OFF
£9.92
£8.91 ▼£1.01
5
Golf's Golden Age: Bobby Jones and the Legendary Players of the 20's and 30's
Amazon.co.uk
Golf's Golden Age: Bobby Jones and the Legendary Players of the 20's and 30's
3%
OFF
£38.98
£37.93 ▼£1.05

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Thank you for your message. It has been sent.
There was an error trying to send your message. Please try again later.

Popular Quotes

Golf is a good walk spoiled
Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.
If you can’t hit driver, don’t.
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can’t explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It’s a cruel sport in that way.
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”
You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
  • Sitemap
  • Tag Cloud
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Affiliate Disclosure
  • Send us your favourite Quote
  • payless4GOLF
  • payless4CBD

© 2022 – Golfquotes.co.uk – Please do not rely on the accuracy of any data on this site in making critical decisions. It should be up to date and accurate, but gremlins can (and no doubt will) creep in from time to time.

Page load link
This website uses cookies and third party services. OK
Go to Top