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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality
Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.
Winning takes care of everything
Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.
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As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality
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The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
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Bruce Lansky
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Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
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Arnold Palmer
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If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it
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Bob Bruce
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You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do
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Bob Bruce
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What’s nice about our tour is you can’t remember your bad shots
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Pete Dye
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Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair
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Chi Chi Rodriguez
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I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par
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Tiger Woods
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Bobby Jones
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Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it
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