Skip to content

  • Authors
    • A
    • B
    • C
    • D
    • E
    • F
    • G
    • H
    • I
    • J
    • K
    • L
    • M
    • N
    • O
    • P
    • Q
    • R
    • S
    • T
    • U
    • V
    • W
    • X
    • Y
    • Z
    • All Authors
  • Topics
    • Amateurs and Duffers
    • Caddies
    • Celebrities
    • Character and the Mind
    • Cheating
    • Course Design and Places
    • Equipment
    • Famous Golf Courses
    • Famous Last Words
    • Fans
    • Friendly Matches
    • Golf – General Thoughts
    • Golf and Other Sports
    • Hazards
    • Inspirational
    • Majors
    • Match Play
    • Media
    • Men’s Tour
    • Money
    • Nineteenth Hole
    • Philosophy and Advice
    • Practice and Lessons
    • Pressure
    • Putting
    • Real Golfers
    • Rules and Officials
    • Ryder Cup
    • Scoring
    • Seniors
    • The Swing
    • Tour Players – Men
    • Tour Players – Women
    • Winning and Losing
    • Women
    • Woods and Irons
  • Offers
    Latest Price Drops

    Summary of Price Drops for various offers on the Site

    Latest Golf Tips

    Deals on Golf Tips and Instruction

    • Latest Price Drops
    • Latest Golf Tips Offers
  • Tags
  • About
  • Send us a Quote
Golf Quotes
Quotes of the Day
Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

golfers

  • They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 119

    They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke

    Tags: excellence, funny golf quotes, golf, golfers, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, real, spirit
Previous12
  • Popular
  • Recent
  • Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
    9 July 2021
  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
    Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well
    8 September 2022
  • A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
    26 July 2022
  • Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles
    Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.
    1 August 2022
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
    16 June 2024
  • If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
    23 May 2024
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024

Latest Price Drops

1
St. Andrews and Golf
Amazon.co.uk
St. Andrews and Golf
99%
OFF
£375.99
£4.60 ▼£371.39
2
More of Paul Harvey's the Rest of the Story
Amazon.co.uk
More of Paul Harvey's the Rest of the Story
93%
OFF
£855.99
£60.82 ▼£795.17
3
How to Play Consistent Golf
Amazon.co.uk
How to Play Consistent Golf
88%
OFF
£39.50
£4.75 ▼£34.75
4
The Uncorrupted Pleasure Of An Old Bladed Putter: A collection of golfing fables
Amazon.co.uk
The Uncorrupted Pleasure Of An Old Bladed Putter: A collection of golfing fables
78%
OFF
£14.95
£3.34 ▼£11.61
5
501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot (501 Excuses)
Amazon.co.uk
501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot (501 Excuses)
73%
OFF
£11.92
£3.24 ▼£8.68

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Thank you for your message. It has been sent.
There was an error trying to send your message. Please try again later.

Popular Quotes

Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.
A bad attitude is worse than a bad swing
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt
Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well
Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.
Every shot counts. The three-foot putt is as important as the 300-yard drive.
  • Sitemap
  • Tag Cloud
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Affiliate Disclosure
  • Send us your favourite Quote
  • payless4GOLF
  • payless4CBD

© 2022 – Golfquotes.co.uk – Please do not rely on the accuracy of any data on this site in making critical decisions. It should be up to date and accurate, but gremlins can (and no doubt will) creep in from time to time.

Page load link
This website uses cookies and third party services. OK
Go to Top