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Golf is not and never has been a fair game
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There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
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    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par
One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again
Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It’s just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
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