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If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.
I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
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    As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality

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    Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

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    If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it

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    You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do

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    I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par

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    Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it

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    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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