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Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
If you focus only on the target, you’ll play darn good golf.
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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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    If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it

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    Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it

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    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
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