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    The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

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  • Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
    By Winston Churchill
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    Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

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  • By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 432

    A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock. But make sure you’re in the same time zone.

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