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If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.

Don’t be too proud to take lessons. I’m not.

Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.

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By P G Wodehouse
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He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
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