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    If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.

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    Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

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    If you can’t hit driver, don’t.

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