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  • The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
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    The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.

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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

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