"Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks."

By
Total Views: 401Daily Views: 2

4.7
(45)

Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

Share This Quote

If you enjoyed this anonymous golf quote then you’ll likely enjoy….

For the Golfer Who Has Everything: A Funny Golf Book: 1 (Quotes to Inspire)
For the Golfer Who Has Everything: A Funny Golf Book: 1 (Quotes to Inspire)
£7.99
BUY NOW
Amazon.co.uk
60 Second Makeover Mens I'd Rather Be Playing Golf Mug Present Dad Boyfriend Man Gift Funny Golfer
60 Second Makeover Mens I'd Rather Be Playing Golf Mug Present Dad Boyfriend Man Gift Funny Golfer
£12.99
BUY NOW
Amazon.co.uk
Golf Balls: The Funniest Golf Jokes
Golf Balls: The Funniest Golf Jokes
£5.49
BUY NOW
Amazon.co.uk
Amazon price updated: 2 February 2026 9:57 pm

How much did you like this quote?

Click on a star to rate the quote.

Average rating 4.7 / 5. Vote count: 45

No votes so far! Be the first to rate this quote.

As you liked this quote

Why not follow us on social media...

We are sorry that this quote didn't do it for you

It's been moved onto the naughty step

And if it continues to disappoint it's a goner...yes we are harsh like that

If you enjoyed this quote then here are a selection of other quotes in a similar theme, just click on them to see more details.

If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
Gallery

If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.

9 August 2024|0 Comments
Tyrell Hatton funny golf quote
With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
Gallery

With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.

16 June 2024|0 Comments
If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
Gallery

If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.

23 May 2024|0 Comments
Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
Gallery

Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will

23 May 2024|0 Comments
Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
Gallery

Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

23 March 2024|0 Comments
If The Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.
Gallery

If The Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.

23 March 2024|0 Comments

About the Author: Anonymous

Anonymous
When quotes are categorised as anonymous it means that we are not able to be 100% sure as to who originally made it.

If you know better then please let us know!

And here's a selection of other quotes by Anonymous​​​​ - if you'd like to see all the quotes we have from them then go here https://golfquotes.co.uk/author/anonymous/​

[crp]

Leave A Comment