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    The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

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  • I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
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    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

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  • In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
    By Harvey Penick
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    In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.

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  • The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6
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    The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.

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  • There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
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    There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice

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  • There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
    By Tom Mulligan
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    There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove

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  • A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
    By Henry Beard
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    A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

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  • The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
    By Bobby Jones
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    The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.

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  • Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links
    By George Archer
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    Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.

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  • The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball
    By Ben Hogan
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    The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball

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Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
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I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
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