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  • To lose one's temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.
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    To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.

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  • By Seve Ballesteros
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    To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

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    Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.

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    If you focus only on the target, you’ll play darn good golf.

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    The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.

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  • By Sandra Haynie
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    In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options. It’s up to you to decide which ones suit you best.

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    GOLF is a science, the study of a lifetime in which you may exhaust yourself but never your subject.

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  • The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.
    By Zig Ziglar
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    The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 457

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
    By David Feherty
    Views: 448

    Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

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