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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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    Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

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    If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it

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    Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair

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    I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par

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    Winning takes care of everything

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    Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it

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