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After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying
When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you’re putting well. When you’re putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it’s going to fall in, not if it’s going in
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”
A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

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  • Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
    By Tommy Armour
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    Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

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  • They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken
    By Raymond Floyd
    Views: 500

    They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken

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  • Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do
    By Bruce Crampton
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    Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do

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  • If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up
    By Tommy Bolt
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    If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up

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  • There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!
    By Anonymous
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    There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!

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  • Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
    By Anonymous
    Views: 421

    Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf

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  • When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
    By Anonymous
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    When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

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  • Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
    By Anonymous
    Views: 426

    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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  • I wish I could play my normal game...just once
    By Anonymous
    Views: 526

    I wish I could play my normal game…just once

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  • You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 559

    You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about

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The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
Putting is like wisdom – partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience
Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a good game you’re supposed to enjoy
To find a man’s true character, play golf with him
Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.
Every shot counts. The three-foot putt is as important as the 300-yard drive.
When you play by the rules, defy mental demons, overcome every challenge, and enjoy a walk in the country at the same time – that’s being alive.
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