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  • Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
    By Tommy Armour
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    Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

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  • They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken
    By Raymond Floyd
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    They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken

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  • Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do
    By Bruce Crampton
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    Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do

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  • If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up
    By Tommy Bolt
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    If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up

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  • There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!
    By Anonymous
    Views: 483

    There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!

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  • Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
    By Anonymous
    Views: 358

    Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf

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  • When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
    By Anonymous
    Views: 457

    When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

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  • Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
    By Anonymous
    Views: 374

    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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  • I wish I could play my normal game...just once
    By Anonymous
    Views: 489

    I wish I could play my normal game…just once

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  • You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 466

    You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about

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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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Popular Quotes

No matter how good you get, you can always get better — and that’s the exciting part.
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.
To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.
Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.
You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do
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Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.
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