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There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing

The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.

If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.

I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par

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By Anonymous
Views: 612
If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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By Tyrell Hatton
Views: 450
With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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By Anonymous
Views: 324
If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
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By Henry Cotton
Views: 850
Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
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By Anonymous
Views: 485
Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
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By Ben Hogan
Views: 384
If The Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.
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By Ben Hogan
Views: 418
This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win
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By Doug Ford
Views: 406
You don’t hit anything on the backswing, so why rush it?
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By Anonymous
Views: 377
Real Golfers go to work to relax
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By John Updike
Views: 446
As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality
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