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You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
GOLF is a science, the study of a lifetime in which you may exhaust yourself but never your subject.
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

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  • By Anonymous
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    Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

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  • The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
    By Bobby Jones
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    The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.

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  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine
    By Bruce Lansky
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    I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

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  • Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 359

    Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

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  • The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise
    By Tommy Bolt
    Views: 462

    The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise

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  • Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.
    By Harvey Penick
    Views: 470

    Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.

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  • By Anonymous
    Views: 669

    Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
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I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.
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