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  By Anonymous

  Views: 592

  Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

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  By Bobby Jones

  Views: 428

  The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.

  Tags: average golfer, bad lie, bunker, digger, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, long grass
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  By Bruce Lansky

  Views: 474

  I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

  Tags: back nine, beers, break 90, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
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  By Henry Beard

  Views: 382

  Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

  Tags: beginners, duffers, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, shanks, tennis
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  By Tommy Bolt

  Views: 499

  The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise

  Tags: Exercise, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Liars
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  By Harvey Penick

  Views: 505

  Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.

  Tags: alibi, golf, golf tips, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, looking up, mistake, terrible shot
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  By Anonymous

  Views: 714

  Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

  Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, miracles, tragedies