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Never give up. If we give up in this game, we’ll give up on life. If you give up that first time, it’s easier to give up the second, third and fourth time
You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do
Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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    If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it

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    You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do

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    Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it

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  • By Walter Hagen
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    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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Golf is the loneliest sport. You’re completely alone with every conceivable opportunity to defeat yourself.
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