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Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
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    Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

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    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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    My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

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    I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

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  • We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
    By Bruce Lansky
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    We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

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Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.
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