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I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
Attack this game in a bold, confident, and determined way, and you’ll make a giant leap toward realizing your full potential as a player.
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
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A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

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    Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off

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    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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    My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

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  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine
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    I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

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  • We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
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    We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

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