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The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.
Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
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  • My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake
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    My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake

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    The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.

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  • Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
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    Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place

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    If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.

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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
It takes hundreds of shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
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