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  • My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake
    By Ben Crenshaw
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    My golf game’s gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake

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  • The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6
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    The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.

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  • Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
    By Ben Crenshaw
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    Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place

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  • By Ben Crenshaw
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    If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.

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