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With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
Attack this game in a bold, confident, and determined way, and you’ll make a giant leap toward realizing your full potential as a player.
Of all the hazards, fear is the worst
The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality

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    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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    My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th

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    Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt

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    Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

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