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You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about
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    Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf

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    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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    My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th

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    Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt

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    Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

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