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If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is.
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If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
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Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
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Real Golfers go to work to relax
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The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
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Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident
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Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?
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Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed
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Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
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Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play
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