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    Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

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    Real Golfers go to work to relax

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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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    Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over

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    Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed

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