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  • By Anonymous
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    If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.

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  • By Anonymous
    Views: 401

    If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.

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  • By Anonymous
    Views: 558

    Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

    Tags: birdies, equilibrium, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, triple bogey, universe
  • By Anonymous
    Views: 457

    Real Golfers go to work to relax

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  • By Anonymous
    Views: 476

    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

    Tags: Frustration, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Mastery, Radical Change, sudden collapse
  • Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
    By Amy Alcott
    Views: 535

    Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over

    Tags: golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Mind management, spiritual, state of mind, zen
  • Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident
    By Anonymous
    Views: 453

    Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident

    Tags: confidence, confident, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Success
  • Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?
    By Anonymous
    Views: 521

    Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?

    Tags: bunker, friends, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed
    By Anonymous
    Views: 563

    Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, miss putts, real golfers, robbed
  • Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links
    By George Archer
    Views: 496

    Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.

    Tags: chain, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, link, practice
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With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
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