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    If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.

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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.

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    If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.

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    Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will

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    Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

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    You don’t hit anything on the backswing, so why rush it?

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    Real Golfers go to work to relax

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