Craig Stadler

Quotes of the Day

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Craig Stadler

By Craig Stadler
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Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well
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