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Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.
The older you get, the stronger the wind gets and it’s always in your face
Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.
Every shot counts. The three-foot putt is as important as the 300-yard drive.
In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options. It’s up to you to decide which ones suit you best.

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    If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.

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    If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.

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    Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

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    Real Golfers go to work to relax

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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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    Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident

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    Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?

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    Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed

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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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    Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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