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Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots

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    If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.

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    If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.

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    Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

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    Real Golfers go to work to relax

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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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    Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident

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    Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?

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    Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed

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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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    Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
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