"I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose."

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I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

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About the Author: Gerald Ford

Gerald Ford
Gerald Rudolph Ford Jr. was an American politician who served as the 38th president of the United States from 1974 to 1977.

The leader of the Republican Party in the House of Representatives, he later served as the 40th vice president of the United States from 1973 to 1974.

Born: 14 July 1913, Omaha, Nebraska, United States
Died: 26 December 2006, Rancho Mirage, California, United States
Presidential term: 9 August 1974 – 20 January 1977
Spouse: Betty Ford (m. 1948–2006)

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