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Real Golfers go to work to relax

To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o’clock and make it go toward 12 o’clock. But make sure you’re in the same time zone.

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.

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By Jim Murray
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I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
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