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  • Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point
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    Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

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