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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

Rhythm and timing are the two things which we all must have, yet no one knows how to teach either

As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality

It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling

I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn’t mean it can’t be done.

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By Bruce Lansky
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Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
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By P G Wodehouse
Views: 451
After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying
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By Bruce Lansky
Views: 462
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
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By Bing Crosby
Views: 542
That was a great game of golf, fellers
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