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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case

If you think you can, or you think you can’t – you’re right

Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair

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By Bruce Lansky
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Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
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By P G Wodehouse
Views: 365
After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying
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By Bruce Lansky
Views: 360
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
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By Bing Crosby
Views: 440
That was a great game of golf, fellers
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