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    The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

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    If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.

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You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket
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