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  • According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
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    According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

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  • Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 187

    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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  • Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking
    By Tom Watson
    Views: 179

    Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

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  • There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it
    By Tom Watson
    Views: 130

    There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it

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  • You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 178

    You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.

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  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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  • With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
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