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    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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    Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

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