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Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don’t think. But you can’t just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.
I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par
It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
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I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
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