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Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.
If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.
Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.
The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done
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