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I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
You’ve just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
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  • By Bob Bruce
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    You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do

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  • By Bob Bruce
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    What’s nice about our tour is you can’t remember your bad shots

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  • By Seve Ballesteros
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    To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

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  • A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 375

    A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

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  • The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 330

    The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

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  • I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 287

    I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

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  • Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 264

    Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

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  • If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up
    By Tommy Bolt
    Views: 334

    If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up

    Tags: anger, energy, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, throwing clubs
  • I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 341

    I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, handshake, inspirational, luck, winning
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