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  • By Seve Ballesteros
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    To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

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  • A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
    By Henry Beard
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    A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

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  • The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
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    The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

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  • I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 346

    I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

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  • Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 313

    Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

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  • If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up
    By Tommy Bolt
    Views: 416

    If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up

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  • I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 432

    I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, handshake, inspirational, luck, winning
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If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
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