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I smile at obstacles
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?
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    It’s much easier to have one swing thought than many

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  • By Bob Bruce
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    You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do

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  • By Bob Bruce
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    What’s nice about our tour is you can’t remember your bad shots

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  • By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 128

    To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.

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  • A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 134

    A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

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  • The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 143

    The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

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  • I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 122

    I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

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  • Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 142

    Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

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  • If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up
    By Tommy Bolt
    Views: 129

    If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up

    Tags: anger, energy, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, throwing clubs
  • I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 163

    I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, handshake, inspirational, luck, winning
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  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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  • With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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