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Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators

How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality

I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

P G Wodehouse

By P G Wodehouse
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There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.
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